New Years represents an opportunity for all Republicans to set strong resolutions that will make them better conservatives and, at the end of the year, better Republicans. It’s also a great day to watch football. We encourage all Republicans and those secular liberals looking for salvation to adopt these New Years resolutions and to share their own resolutions with us. Happy New Year!
- Find the best tax shelter your income bracket can afford.
- Buy American or as close as you can get.
- When discussing evil; be clear that you are referring to liberals or the French.
- Report all suspicious activity to the FBI.
- Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and Dodge.
- Make more “me” time.
- Spread the good word about Republican Values™.
- Support the Troops.
- Fight the wars on terror, Christmas, family values, drugs, cancer, prayer in schools, teen pregnancy, etc.
- Visit republicanfiction.com every day.
