The Republican Fiction Project

Whooo, that was a close one, but we managed to win another victory in the war on Christmas. The godless secularists who are trying so hard to make sure your kids can’t celebrate Christmas are on the ropes. The White House is right on the front lines in the war, but instead of diverting the troops who are fighting in the global war on terror (How they consider the two to be different is beyond me). This year, Republicans are choosing the battleground, the nation’s National Parks. Check out the new Barney cam video where W uses the family dog to point out how we can use the national parks to push Christmas out to the people. At least that is what I think they were doing, I didn’t watch the whole thing.