The Republican Fiction Project

Now that we have settled in a bit, I thought it appropriate to introduce you to the Republican Fiction team, we have posted our bios on our Meet the Editors page.

The first thing you are going to notice is that we don’t use our real names. We are no novice group when it comes to navigating the complex systems of tubes or “web” that is the internet, so we are well aware of the sick predators that are out there waiting to break into our homes and have sex with us. While each of us has an ample supply of ammo, several of us had to leave our guns in storage. Why? you ask.

Well, I am glad you asked. It’s because the hippies running the city of Washington DC have trampled on our rights and banned gun ownership in the city. No, I am not kidding. The citizens of Washington DC have been left to defend themselves against murderers and rapists with rocks and sticks. Earth to hippies, the Constitution lives right in your town at the National Archives. Stop by and give it a read sometime. The Supreme Court is going to hear this nonsense out soon and give us the right to put a bullet in the head of anyone who steps foot in our castles. In the mean time, we will keep our pen names.

Any-who, we have posted our bios on our Meet the Editors page so you can feel more comfortable letting our words into your home on your personal branch of the information super highway. We will be posting our pictures tomorrow.